INTERNAL MEMORANDUM
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To: Bill Frazier, Packaging Design Supervisor
From: Jim Anders, Upper Associate Vice President of On-Package Marketing
Subject: New Packaging Designs
Bill, you and your boys in packaging have done it again. The Psychedelic Cheetah is our most popular carry-size packaging yet. The Whoa I’m On Drugs and Now My Nose Is Running line of packaging has seen extreme success in all markets, and we owe it all to you. Hippies and soccer moms are eating this shit up, I tell you, it’s crazy. I need you to design more of these LSD-trip packages ASAP. Maybe something that goes good with black lights, or one of those magic-eye hidden picture things the hackey-sack junkies love. Hell, just draw something up that makes it look like Lisa Frank spent the night partying with Bob Marley and Tim Leary. Make it happen, Bill, we’re all counting on you.
-Jim
The contents of this letter are confidential. All content of the memorandum are property of Kimberly-Clark and are not to be distributed or disseminated without express permission from management, under penalty up to and including termination and civil damages.