FOR SALE
3’ PICKET FENCE, lightly used
No longer recommended for use as a fence, unless strictly decorative. Seller will not be held liable for things outside the fence getting in or things inside the fence getting out. To facilitate, seller has provided the following list of potential alternative uses:
-large supply of pointy “Graceland, 3000 miles” road signs
-two planks nailed together = another cross in the graveyard of your enemies
-tie orange ribbon around the top of each board, you’re a real pretend surveyor now!
-vlad the impaler Halloween decorations
-man, those look a lot like wooden stakes
-kill pretty much all the vampires
-world’s biggest chopsticks novelty gift
$20 you must pick up