Drink Recipes for People Who Hate Themselves
WALK THE DOG
-1pt Skol Vodka
-1pt orange juice
Serve in used dog food dish
CHUNKY SNAKEBITE
-1/2 shot silver tequila
-1/2 shot chunky picante salsa
Taken as a shot
TWENTY THREE BEERS
Just go to bed, she’s never coming back.
JUST THE WORST
-1 shot Jaegermeister