You've decided your genitals are just too sensitive. Not in a premature ejaculation way nor in a sitting in the dark crying while listening to Joni Mitchell way, but in an every time you talk to a woman she knees you straight in the goonies and you're tired of throwing up from the pain every other day.
So you've picked up a pack of Nad's desensitizing wipes - they make you feel like you don't have any balls at all. And with Nad's new soothing aloe formula, you won't have to suffer through the usual half hour of stinging before your nuts are coated in liquid armor.
With your Nad's, you're all set to be a huge prick.
Nad's: For Your 'Nads.