“Welcome back to our ongoing coverage of the NOLA inter-bar darts league playoffs. Stepping up to the line for the first and no doubt last time in this first round of the NOLA inter-bar darts league, it’s the Milan Lounge Eggs, Bill. And man, do they look shit.”
“That’s right, Tom. The Milan Lounge Eggs are aptly named as they tend to stink worse and worse as time goes on. I have to tell you, Tom, I can’t remember the last time these guys actually stuck a dart into the cork. They may have a dozen career singles between them.”
“Bill, the Eggs, just like their namesake, can’t stand up for more than a second without toppling over.”
“Tom, truer words have never been spoken. alcoholism is a serious problem, and the Milan Lounge Eggs definitely do their share towards not only perpetuating the problem, but actively preventing a solution.”
“Truly these men and women have no shame, Bill."
“They couldn’t find shame in the dictionary, Tom, not that they have the fine motor skills left to open a book in the first place.”