Exercise caution when operating the Overhead Door. Always wear protective equipment.
Do not walk under the Overhead Door or attempt to pass through its threshold. The Overhead Door is fiercely territorial and will not hesitate to use whatever force necessary to defend its home.
Follow all of the Overhead Door’s orders without question. If the Overhead Door tells you to jump, you ask how high. If the Overhead Door tells you to kill, you simply ask “Who?” Failure to comply can cause serious bodily injury.
Be sure to pay weekly tribute to the Overhead Door in the form of live sacrifice. If you are unable to provide sacrifice, the Overhead Door expects you to do the right thing and offer your own life in the place of an unwilling victim. Do not disappoint the Overhead Door.
From time to time, the Overhead Door will ask a favor of you. A spot of grease on its wheels, a replacement for its chain, the untimely death of a foreign diplomat: all requests from the Overhead Door are of equal importance. All requests from the Overhead Door are a matter of life and death – your life and death.