Please deposit all your belongings in the Preservation Box. All items left in the Preservation Box will be retained in the Storage Landfill until time of retrieval.
After leaving all your material possessions behind in the Preservation Box, please proceed to the Immorality Center for processing. Once at the Immortality Center, your corporeal body will be deconstructed in the Recycling Cube and broken down into the raw materials that will allow the continuance of our Great Society, allowing you to live forever in the very infrastructure of our civilization.
Do not struggle while being immortalized; it will only delay the process. Should resistance be encountered by the Recycling Cube, a local Pacification Expert will be along shortly to soothe your worries with a specially formulated Dream Injection. While the Dream Injection is terminally pleasant, your incredible vision of Unicorn Friendship comes at the expense of valuable time, labor, currency, and resources take from our Great Society.
Thank you for your Volunteer Cooperation.