"Get your shit together, America!" you shout at the country you love (the ground). Normally no one takes notice when you have a fireside chat with the nation (shout at the dirt), but doing it in the middle of a public park on a Sunday afternoon changes things.
Unwanted onlookers be damned, you're chock full of patriotism (Steel Reserve) and you're on a mission from God (sign on a trash can) himself.
"Your hair looks like shit, you've got bags under your eyes, and your lipstick is crooked, America! You look like week-old hell!"
Some dumb bitch (small child) yells something about a crazy man (you) but the joke's on her. You're #woke (schizophrenic).