Due to the obvious and consistent influx of nasty-ass people on Saturday, Sunday, and any day when people get paid time and a half, we ask that you leave extra paper towels for weekends and holidays.
Something about the Sun’s Day and the Day of the Moon brings out the sweaty, stinky, snotty, and bloody in people. Maybe it’s something to do with the tides. In any case, people require far more absorbent paper sheets to soak up their fetid fluids when the banks aren’t open, so please leave a few more when you leave on Friday.