SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
This SUNDAY at the Lamar-Dixon Expo Center come see MONSTER TRUCK MADNESS!
Only the biggest, roughest monster rigs around compete in a DEATH MATCH in which NO ONE DIES and there is actually NO COMPETITION.
$10 buys you a whole seat but you’ll only need THE EDGE because you’ll be going to the BATHROOM and SHITTING YOUR GUTS OUT all SUNDAY because you ate one of those corn dogs the guy who walks up and down the bleachers sells!
WHY did you even BUY that thing? He didn’t even call it a CORN DOG because he’s not legally ALLOWED to. You thought they call them MONSTER DOGS for fun? Maybe I’m expecting too much from a guy who goes to MONSTER TRUCK shows.