It’s been a good five years, but you’ve decided to put your career as the world’s most famous drag queen behind you.
You throw your designer wig and red silk panties from your scooter as you wave a final goodbye to Chon Buri province, where you’ve won three consecutive Miss International Drag Queen titles as your fabulous alter ego, Delicatessa LeBeouf.
You’ve grown bored of the lack of competition in the industry lately. It’s been full of ugly big-nose bitches with broad shoulders and square thighs – Delicatessa’s had it to easy.
So it’s farewell, Thailand. Perhaps Russia will provide new and unique opportunities. A gender-fluid man with excellent makeup skills such as you shouldn’t have any problem breaking into intelligence.
Spies are sexy.