Come closer, ye brave soul. Dare ye gaze into the bag of the unknown! Do you possess the courage to plumb the unfathomable depths of a 1-liter paper bag? I’d wager you do not!
What foul evil lay within its bleached paper walls? Or…what beautiful temptation?
What could possibly hide behind these thin, almost translucent, 80% recycled walls? A leftover sandwich, perhaps? A half-pound of freshly packed nuts, maybe? Or is it possible that the culmination of all your greatest fears lay within?
Gather your resolve, wanderer, or you will never know.
(it’s poo)